I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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