I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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