I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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