Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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