But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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