Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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