I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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