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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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