i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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