i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Please, let me fuck your mom
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
All the doctor said was why
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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