umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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