You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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Two words: blizzard sex
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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