So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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