Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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