So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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