I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
This baby is an asshole
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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