so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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