I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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