Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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