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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.

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  21 Reasons You’ll Be Forever Alone

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.

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• (559): View more from California

  I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...

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  23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed

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• (707): View more from California

  He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon

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• (949): View more from California

  I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley

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• (818): View more from California

  I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing

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