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• (313): View more from Michigan

  That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I told you those kegels would come in handy one day

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?

  (561): View more from Florida

  Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine

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• (530): View more from California

  Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?

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