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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Is that you in the white hat?

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  Fine suit yourself

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  You did not just nickname me "Nipples".

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• (631): View more from New York

  if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale

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• (585): View more from New York

  I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher

  (312): View more from Illinois

  And maybe a life coach?

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• (310): View more from California

  Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?

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