when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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