ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
