I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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