so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it