Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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