Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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