New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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