you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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