the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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