she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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