in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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