carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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