Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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