I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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