Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
