okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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