We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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