so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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