the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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