if you like me you must not know who I am
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Slut skills are useful in every country.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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