The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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