guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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