I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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