Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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