They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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