Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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