Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm sobbing to NWA
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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