So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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