Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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