sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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