Capitaan dildo arrescate!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I still have a little drunk in my system
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