420 ftw
Can Purell be used as lube?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You've changed since you got that strap on
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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